Funny Love Quotes

I almost think it is the ultimate destiny of science to exterminate the human race.

That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.


The first duty of love is to listen.
Paul Tillich

When love is in excess it brings a man no honor nor worthiness.
Euripides


We don't always get to choose what we love.
Scott Westerfeld


We can only learn to love by loving.
Iris Murdoch


The important thing was to love rather than to be loved.
W. Somerset Maugham

Funny Love Quotes

Accept the things To which fate binds you and Love the people with whom fate Brings you together But do so with all your heart. - Marcus Aurelius

Love, you know, seeks to make happy rather than to be happy. - Ralph Connor

Absence sharpens love, presence strengthens it. - Thomas Fuller

The night has a thousand eyes, And the day but one; Yet the light of the bright world dies, With the dying sun. The mind has a thousand eyes, And the heart but one; Yet the light of a whole life dies, When love is done. - Francis W. Bourdillon

Paradise is always where love dwells. - Jean Paul F. Richter

True love is eternal, infinite, and always like itself. It is equal and pure, without violent demonstrations: it is seen with white hairs and is always young in the heart. ~ Honore de Balzac